House M.D. quotes

Dr. Eric Foreman: Maybe this is House's way of telling you to talk to her.
Dr. Robert Chase: Sure. How was your day, honey? By the way, I killed someone.

Dr. Allison Cameron, Dr. Robert Chase

You know how it is with nuns, you take out their IUDs, they just bounce right back.

Dr. Gregory House

Why don't you just hang out in the video store and tell everyone Kevin Spacey's Keyser Soze? By the way, that ending really made no sense at all.

Dr. Gregory House