House M.D. quotes

Dr. James Wilson: Where are you?
Dr. Gregory House: CIA headquarters. How much fludarabine...?
Dr. James Wilson: Either you're sprawled naked on your floor with an empty bottle of Vicodin or collapsed naked in front of your computer with an empty bottle of Viagra. Please tell me which because Chase has another pool going.

Dr. James Wilson, Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Lawrence Kutner: What are you doing?
Dr. Gregory House: "No, Mr. Bond - I expect you to die."

Dr. Chris Taub, Dr. Gregory House

The only time you're afraid is when you're happy. You don't expect it to last.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy