Hypothetical: if I'm offered oral sex from a sexaholic, do I have to decline? Don't answer yet. Saying no will cause both of us pain. Saying yes will cause both of us pleasure.
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I'm pretty sure my X-Ray machine can take your phone in a fight. It'll fry it.
Welcome to the world of maternal mirror syndrome. Mom's body is like an intricate German metro system. All the trains run on time. When she gets pregnant, it's like a new station opening in Dusseldorf. A bunch of rookies running things, bound to be mistakes. Kids play on the tracks, get electrocuted. Before you know it, trains are backed up all the way to Berlin and you've got a bunch of angry Germans with nowhere to go. And we all know that ain't good for the Jews.
Dr. Gregory House: Oh. My. God.Dr. Gregory House: You're not wearing underwear.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Of course I'm...Dr. Gregory House: Skirt that tight, you've got no secrets. Skirt that tight, I can tell if you've got an IUD. You seen Dr. Cole?Dr. Lisa Cuddy: No.Dr. Gregory House: You're blushing.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I am not.Dr. Gregory House: Look at me.Dr. Gregory House: Oh! My! God!