Dr. Lisa Cuddy: The two of you have a combined IQ north of 300.Dr. Gregory House: That's also true of five morons.
Dr. Gregory House: How many friends do you have?Lucas Douglas: Seventeen.Dr. Gregory House: Seriously? Do you have a list?Lucas Douglas: No, I knew this conversation was really about you, so I just gave you an answer so you could get back to your train of thought.
Dr. Robert Chase: She was nervous. Give her a break. Oh, and she's not like Cameron.Dr. Gregory House: True. Cameron had much smaller breasts, by which I mean she was smarter.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Why do you have to make everything so dramatic?Dr. Gregory House: Because I'm a very high-strung little lapdog. Ruff ruff ruff, rarr, ruff!