Dr. Lisa Cuddy: The two of you have a combined IQ north of 300.Dr. Gregory House: That's also true of five morons.
Hi. I'm Dr. House, and this is the coolest day of my life!
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I need you to wear your lab coat.Dr. Gregory House: I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely younger than you. Like half your age.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You induced a migraine headache in a coma patient?Dr. Gregory House: Gave him a little headache, similar to the one you're giving me now.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Have you even read an ethical guideline?
