Dr. Lisa Cuddy: The two of you have a combined IQ north of 300.Dr. Gregory House: That's also true of five morons.
Dr. Gregory House: Oh. My. God.Dr. Gregory House: You're not wearing underwear.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Of course I'm...Dr. Gregory House: Skirt that tight, you've got no secrets. Skirt that tight, I can tell if you've got an IUD. You seen Dr. Cole?Dr. Lisa Cuddy: No.Dr. Gregory House: You're blushing.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I am not.Dr. Gregory House: Look at me.Dr. Gregory House: Oh! My! God!
Dr. Gregory House: You don't have a problem with what I did?Dr. Lisa Cuddy: When I hired you, I knew you were insane. I will continue to try and stop you from doing insane things, but once they're done, trying to convince an insane person not to do insane things is, in itself, insane; so, when I hired you, I also set aside fifty thousand a year for legal expenses. So far, you've come in under budget.
Dr. Gregory House: Clue number one: if I were Jesus, curing this kid would be as easy as turning water into wine.Dr. Eric Foreman: Demonic possession?Dr. Gregory House: Close, but no wafer.
