Dr. Lisa Cuddy: The two of you have a combined IQ north of 300.Dr. Gregory House: That's also true of five morons.
She married a dying guy. She has issues. You cannot leave her... ever! For any reason, because then you're not just the guy who left her, you're the guy who killed her kids.
Your team, Foreman included, is dealing with the Great Mayonnaise Panic of 2007. Frankly, I'm worried it might spread to other continents.
Dr. Gregory House: Roomies with benefits keeping you up?Dr. Robert Chase: Cribbage. I played with Park's Popo.Dr. Gregory House: Is that two separate events?