House M.D. quotes

Dr. Chris Taub: We were screwing with Foreman. Trying to make him think he made less money than we did. Obviously, things got out of control.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Well, someone does something stupid and insensitive, I always figure it was House. Good to know it's catching.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dr. Chris Taub

I think there's an infection.

Dr. Gregory House

You're not on the guest list. Bachelor parties are an ancient sacred male rite of passage.

Dr. Gregory House