Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Except I didn't used to have sex with him, you idiot! Plus he was a gay hooker!Dr. Gregory House: Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a straight male hooker?
You're ordering tests to cover your lechery. Interesting.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Oh-ho. Deflecting a personal question with a joke. Gee, who do I know that does THAT?Dr. Eric Foreman: Yeah, I'm just like him - except for the angry, bitter, pompous cripple part.Dr. Allison Cameron: Maybe we should all pitch in and get you a nice cane. You already have the matching gym shoes.
Dr. Gregory House: How many friends do you have?Lucas Douglas: Seventeen.Dr. Gregory House: Seriously? Do you have a list?Lucas Douglas: No, I knew this conversation was really about you, so I just gave you an answer so you could get back to your train of thought.
