House M.D. quotes

Dr. Gregory House: Come on, you're from one of the Twelve Tribes, you must know a ton of schysters.
Dr. Chris Taub: What type of lawyer do you need? I'll bring it up at the next world domination subcommittee meeting.

Dr. Chris Taub, Dr. Gregory House

Whose side are you on, senator? First respect his wishes, then invade Iraq, then get the troops home. Make up your mind.

Dr. Eric Foreman

Union rules. I can't check out this guy's seeping gonorrhea this close to lunch.

Dr. Gregory House