House M.D. quotes

James: You can't go in there.
Dr. Gregory House: Who are you and why are you wearing a tie?
James: I'm Dr. Cuddy's new assistant. Can I tell her what it's regarding?
Dr. Gregory House: Yes. I would like to know why she gets a secretary and I don't.
James: I'm her assistant, not her secretary. I graduated from Rutgers.
Dr. Gregory House: Hmm. I didn't know they had a secretarial school. Well I hope you took some classes in sexual harassment law. Does the word 'ka-ching' mean anything to you? I'm going in now.

James, Dr. Gregory House

Foreman and Chase's lips are not gonna get so close, now that I know your plan.

Dr. Gregory House

You've been working for House for two weeks. It's already too long.

Dr. Eric Foreman