Dr. Gregory House: Nothing you can say is going to change anything.Dr. James Wilson: I love this man! And I am not wasting another moment of my life denying that. Gregory House, will you marry me?Dr. Gregory House: Wow. This is unexpected.
If you're wallowing in self-loathing, I've got something that might help. We're getting sued!
Dr. Jessica Adams: Do you think people can change?Dr. Robert Chase: No. But I don't think that's gonna change your opinion, because... people don't change.
I think my penis stopped breathing. Do you know CPR?