Dr. Gregory House: Nothing you can say is going to change anything.Dr. James Wilson: I love this man! And I am not wasting another moment of my life denying that. Gregory House, will you marry me?Dr. Gregory House: Wow. This is unexpected.
You know, I was just thinking. How much I wanted a relationship with no sex, but where I still have to deal with your mother.
This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!
Dr. Chi Park: Have you ever paid for sex?Dr. Chris Taub: Every guy who has ever seen a Merchant-Ivory movie has paid for sex
