Dr. Gregory House: Nothing you can say is going to change anything.Dr. James Wilson: I love this man! And I am not wasting another moment of my life denying that. Gregory House, will you marry me?Dr. Gregory House: Wow. This is unexpected.
You guys aren't the victims of the little blue pills. You're the problem!
Dr. Gregory House: John! We're gonna figure out what's wrong with you, but first we need to know one thing!Dr. Gregory House: Have you ever appeared in any pornos?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You've seen her breasts?Dr. Gregory House: It was a medical exam. I was listening to her heart. It went, "Greg-House, Greg-House, Greg-House."