I think my penis stopped breathing. Do you know CPR?
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We are selfish base animals crawling across the earth, but because we got brains, if we try real hard we can occasionally aspire to something that is less than pure evil.
Dr. Gregory House: Clue number one: if I were Jesus, curing this kid would be as easy as turning water into wine.Dr. Eric Foreman: Demonic possession?Dr. Gregory House: Close, but no wafer.
I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back is turned you wait in line?