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Dr. James Wilson: Hey, you have to treat this like a regular case. Be yourself: cold, uncaring, distant.Dr. Gregory House: Please, don't put me on a pedestal.
Dr. Gregory House: I tried calling everyone else. You were the last one on the list.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Why wasn't 9-1-1 on the list?Dr. Gregory House: It's not an emergency.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Right. Are you suicidal?
Dr. James Wilson: No, but since she's not a dead cat, it is scientifically impossible for her to be in two places at once.Dr. Gregory House: Physics joke. Don't hear enough of those.