Dr. Gregory House: Why are you doing surgery when I need you find me a new case?Dr. Robert Chase: You don't want a new case.Dr. Gregory House: Oh, right.
Dr. Robert Chase: That's funny.Dr. Allison Cameron: It's not funny. It's totally immature.Dr. Robert Chase: It is funny. You just can't appreciate it because you're the victim.Dr. Allison Cameron: Yeah, I deserve shame and ridicule for offering a consult. Unheard of for a doctor.Dr. Robert Chase: You didn't offer a medical consult. You offered a "Dealing with Foreman" consult.Dr. Allison Cameron: For the good of the patient. It's what House would have done.Dr. Robert Chase: Maybe House will hear about it and tear up with pride.Dr. Allison Cameron: You think I'm trying to impress him.Dr. Robert Chase: I think that for someone who's not involved in his team, you're remarkably involved in his team. Let it go. Let him go.
Fake low blood sugar - now THAT'S acting!
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You might want to spend a little more time paying attention to your cards and a little less time staring at my breasts.Dr. Gregory House: They don't match either.