Dr. Robert Chase: Office romances are a bad idea.Dr. Robert Chase: We beat some very long odds.Dr. Allison Cameron: Wow. I mean, save the gushy stuff for the wedding.
Dr. James Wilson: We know you're back on Vicodin.Dr. Gregory House: No, the only thing you know is that I'm a genius who got a dog to pee in your toilet. You don't know how I did it, or more interestingly where I peed.
They explained the returns policy, right? It's worse than video games.
Dr. Gregory House: [When House and his team are at Chase's bedside] Lungs, rash, now excessive RR variability. Go.Dr. Chris Taub: It's a hospital. There are lots of doctors who can take care of him.Dr. Gregory House: And your thinking is that only you guys are qualified to sit in this room doing nothing? If you're motivated by caring, just bear in mind, he's a dedicated chemistry teacher with a pretty wife and adoring students, baby on the way.Dr. Jessica Adams: She's not pregnant.Dr. Gregory House: Would it make a difference? 'Cause I could knock her up. Autonomic dysregulation...Dr. Jessica Adams: Shut up.