Dr. James Wilson: You're accessing a webcam?Dr. Gregory House: Cuddy's shower. You a fan of the Brazilian?
Three rules for hunting fungus: location, location, location.
Dr. Gregory House: If you don't make it, I won't sleep with anyone for at least a month.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Make it two.Dr. Gregory House: Bitch.
Dr. Allison Cameron: The chance of infection is next to nothing.Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, I was never that great at math, but next to nothing is higher than nothing, right?