Lock up on your way out. Don't touch the piano.
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The urine you collected has been sitting in that fetus' bladder for weeks. And, as my pappy always said, "stale pee is useless pee."
Dr. James Wilson: You wanna come over for Christmas dinner?Dr. Gregory House: You're Jewish.Dr. James Wilson: Yeah, Hanukkah dinner. What... what do you care? It's food. It's people.
Hey! Stop worrying about your asses and start worrying about the patient.