Hey! Stop worrying about your asses and start worrying about the patient.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: House, don't you think that's a little manipulative?Dr. Gregory House: No, it's hugely manipulative.
If you want people to drive safer, take out the airbags and attach a machete pointing at their neck. No one will drive over three miles per hour.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Could pain medication cause an orgasm?Dr. Gregory House: I wish.