Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Thirty-seven-year-old male with recurring blackouts.Dr. Gregory House: Tell him to switch from tequila to bourbon. Worked for me.
Cole: Just shut up already! We got a patient dying!Dr. Gregory House: Either got to prescribe an exorcism or admit to me that Smith was a horny fraud.
What's with hiring a male secretary? J-Date not working out?
Cath him, and see what's stopping him from emptying his bilge. Oh, not you, Chase. Sending Captain Micropenis to deal with what's probably normal-sized equipment? That's too cruel even for me.
