House M.D. quotes

Just, do what you have to do to get over this. Punch me in the face, kick me in the nuts: either/or, both seems excessive.

Dr. Gregory House

According to your psych eval, the only thing happier than you is Disneyland.

Dr. Chris Taub

You ever noticed how many porn sites have "mom" in the domain name? Hot moms, hungry moms, mature moms. That ought to make you feel pretty good

Dr. Gregory House