If you want people to drive safer, take out the airbags and attach a machete pointing at their neck. No one will drive over three miles per hour.
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The hair makes you look like a hooker. I like it.
Wilson's a fool. I'm an idiot.
Dr. James Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.
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