The hair makes you look like a hooker. I like it.
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Dr. Gregory House: I have a problem. A medical problem which could become... I have lied to Cuddy 10,000 times. How do you think she'd feel about 10,001?Dr. James Wilson: I think you probably already know the answer.Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, but that doesn't make any sense.Dr. James Wilson: You don't understand why a woman might be upset because her boyfriend lied to her?Dr. Gregory House: I wouldn't be lying to her as a boyfriend. I'd be lying as her employee.Dr. James Wilson: That's not how relationships work.
You're designing a kid. A loser kid! He's already getting pummeled at recess.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Would you slow down? You're gonna get us arrested!Dr. Chris Taub: I wouldn't worry about it. We'll probably die first!Dr. Gregory House: Don't make me take my shoe off!