Dr. Gregory House: I need you to sleep with Wilson.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Good morning.
Dr. Gregory House: How much morphine is the husband on?Dr. Robert Chase: We can't increase it anymore. His respirations are depressed.Dr. Gregory House: Decrease it! Drugs cloud people's judgment. Cold turkey the sucker.
Dr. Gregory House: How many friends do you have?Lucas Douglas: Seventeen.Dr. Gregory House: Seriously? Do you have a list?Lucas Douglas: No, I knew this conversation was really about you, so I just gave you an answer so you could get back to your train of thought.
Martha Masters: So humanity is apathetic and self-serving?Dr. Gregory House: Yeah.