House M.D. quotes

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: She took the pills to sleep, not to kill herself.
Dr. Gregory House: Clever alibi.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dr. Gregory House

Lou: My boss has a big Beijing trip. I've been planning it for months. I was just tired and dehydrated and...
Thirteen: Yeah, whenever I lose some shut-eye, I pound my legs, clawing at imaginary ant colonies.

Dr. Lawrence Kutner

Dr. Robert Chase: You're trying to make me jealous.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Yeah, I want you to profess your love for me. Oh wait, you already did that and it caused me to end our relationship.

Dr. Robert Chase, Dr. Allison Cameron