House M.D. quotes

Dr. Robert Chase: If she's never kissed a boy, it's a fair bet she's never had sex.
Dr. Gregory House: Tell that to all the hookers who won't kiss me on the mouth.

Dr. Robert Chase, Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: That fight... it was the first honest interaction you and I have had since we came back to work. If we are painfully, brutally honest with each other, maybe we'll get lucky again.
Dr. Gregory House: You've got a big ass.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Gregory House: ... and chicks dig this.
Dr. Gregory House: Better than a puppy!

Dr. Gregory House