My friends call me "The Cane" even before I messed up my leg.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You, in the lobby, now.Dr. Gregory House: I hurt my leg. I have a note.
Hey, I don't care where an idea comes from as long as it makes sense and embarrasses someone.
Dr. James Wilson: We know you're back on Vicodin.Dr. Gregory House: No, the only thing you know is that I'm a genius who got a dog to pee in your toilet. You don't know how I did it, or more interestingly where I peed.
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