Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You, in the lobby, now.Dr. Gregory House: I hurt my leg. I have a note.
Quid pro quo, Clarice.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Except I didn't used to have sex with him, you idiot! Plus he was a gay hooker!Dr. Gregory House: Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a straight male hooker?
He's being an ass. If I could join you in suing him...