Oh, uh... just, in case I need them, where exactly will Dr. Foreman be keeping my balls?
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I can't even imagine the backwards logic you used to rationalize shooting a corpse.Dr. Gregory House: Well, if I'd shot a live person, there's a lot more paperwork.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Everything in society tells us we have to be thin to be successful.Dr. Robert Chase: No, society tells you you have to be thin to be attractive. And guess what, that's what attractive means: that society likes looking at you.Dr. Allison Cameron: I think we should be telling our kids it's fine as long as they're healthy.Dr. Robert Chase: All right. You weigh 90 pounds because it makes you healthier?Dr. Eric Foreman: Forget it. He's just cranky because he's the one who's going to get the axe.
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