Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I can't even imagine the backwards logic you used to rationalize shooting a corpse.Dr. Gregory House: Well, if I'd shot a live person, there's a lot more paperwork.
It is in the nature of medicine, that you are gonna screw up. You are gonna kill someone. If you can't handle that reality, pick another profession or finish medical school and teach.
It's not gonna work. You know why? Because this is fun. You think of something to make me miserable, I think of something to make you miserable. It's a game, and I'm gonna win because I got a head start: You are already miserable.
You know, in some cultures, it's considered almost rude for one friend to spy on another. Of course, in Swedish, the word friend can also be translated as "limping twerp."
