Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I can't even imagine the backwards logic you used to rationalize shooting a corpse.Dr. Gregory House: Well, if I'd shot a live person, there's a lot more paperwork.
Bed is for sissies. Unless you're having sex, in which case... no, bed is still for sissies.
Quid pro quo, Clarice.
Dr. James Wilson: No, it's the whole thing. You need special sheets, and insurance...Dr. Gregory House: Who cares? You wanted one your whole life. You're a grown up. You can afford it. Stores sell them.Dr. James Wilson: Most adults don't go through life like you do, House. Indulging our every whim.Dr. Gregory House: You don't deserve to be happy.Dr. James Wilson: And yet I am. You?
