Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I can't even imagine the backwards logic you used to rationalize shooting a corpse.Dr. Gregory House: Well, if I'd shot a live person, there's a lot more paperwork.
Dr. Gregory House: Knowing too much about each other is *exactly* why people leave small towns and move to city.Dr. Chris Taub: And a lot of people choose to stay behind in return for zero privacy, you get community, connection.
Dr. Jessica Adams: You want to reject our current diagnosis because he... he had a few grey hairs, panicked and shaved his head?Dr. Gregory House: I'm gonna reject your current diagnosis because I think we're wrong and treating for wrong diagnoses can result in side effects like death.
Candy canes? Are you mocking me?