House M.D. quotes

Dr. Gregory House: [When House and his team are at Chase's bedside] Lungs, rash, now excessive RR variability. Go.
Dr. Chris Taub: It's a hospital. There are lots of doctors who can take care of him.
Dr. Gregory House: And your thinking is that only you guys are qualified to sit in this room doing nothing? If you're motivated by caring, just bear in mind, he's a dedicated chemistry teacher with a pretty wife and adoring students, baby on the way.
Dr. Jessica Adams: She's not pregnant.
Dr. Gregory House: Would it make a difference? 'Cause I could knock her up. Autonomic dysregulation...
Dr. Jessica Adams: Shut up.

Dr. Chris Taub, Dr. Gregory House

I'm telling you, I'm going to drop the N-bomb if I have to.

Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Eric Foreman: He was briefly conscious, then his systolic dipped below sixty and he was out again.
Dr. Gregory House: Differential diagnosis for resurrection - go.

Dr. Eric Foreman