House M.D. quotes

Dr. Allison Cameron: Do you have any idea what it feels like to have a six foot long hose shoved into your large intestine?
Dr. Gregory House: No, but I now have a much greater respect for whichever basketball player you dated in college.

Dr. Allison Cameron, Dr. Gregory House

Wilson's a fool. I'm an idiot.

Dr. Gregory House

My friends call me "The Cane" even before I messed up my leg.

Dr. Gregory House