Dr. Eric Foreman: The family has one kid with leukemia and one with autoimmune. Wouldn't stand next to them in a rainstorm.Dr. Gregory House: That's your argument? It sucks for them?
Dr. Gregory House: Oxygen saturation is 94%, check her heart.Dr. Eric Foreman: Her oxygen saturation is normal.Dr. Gregory House: It's off by one percentage point.Dr. Eric Foreman: Within range. It's normal.Dr. Gregory House: If her DNA was off by one percentage point, she'd be a dolphin.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Except I didn't used to have sex with him, you idiot! Plus he was a gay hooker!Dr. Gregory House: Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a straight male hooker?
Dr. Eric Foreman: When is he getting his license back so we can stop playing this game?Dr. Gregory House: Maybe never. This game is fun.
