Dr. Lisa Cuddy: What is this?Dr. Gregory House: He's not a what, he's a who. They even have the right to vote now.
In case no one's filled you in, today's Monday, which means you've been dead for a day. That kind of symptom comes back, it can get serious.
So you can only handle not self-destructing by being self-destructive?
You know, in some cultures, hiring people to steal someone's underpants is considered wooing. You should move there because here it's just, you know, creepy.