House M.D. quotes

Dr. Gregory House: Need to get a better look at your rash.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Use your imagination.
Dr. Gregory House: Fine. Shall I go with "Lifeguard Cuddy" or "Mother Superior Cuddy"?

Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Gregory House: Tox screen was clean. He did, however, get hit by a bullet. Just mentioning.
Dr. Allison Cameron: He was shot?
Dr. Gregory House: No, somebody threw it at him.

Dr. Gregory House, Dr. Allison Cameron

All I wanted was some meaningless fun, and I couldn't even last three days.

Dr. James Wilson