Dr. Allison Cameron: Is your leg hurting?Dr. Gregory House: Is that question relevant?Dr. Allison Cameron: You're leaning.Dr. Gregory House: You're sitting.Dr. Allison Cameron: You're evading.Dr. Gregory House: My head's hurting.
What's with hiring a male secretary? J-Date not working out?
Dr. Robert Chase: Why do you need me?Dr. Gregory House: Saying "nice work, Chase" when you're not here is pointless.
Dr. Eric Foreman: You're bleeding.Dr. Gregory House: A little thing called a bus crash. It's just a scalp laceration. It could be hidden in his optic chiasm.Dr. Eric Foreman: It's coming from your ear. You think that's a good thing?