Dr. Allison Cameron: Is your leg hurting?Dr. Gregory House: Is that question relevant?Dr. Allison Cameron: You're leaning.Dr. Gregory House: You're sitting.Dr. Allison Cameron: You're evading.Dr. Gregory House: My head's hurting.
Dr. Gregory House: Because that would let Cameron in on the fact that I never intended to do it.Dr. Chris Taub: This is going to be convoluted, isn't it?Dr. Gregory House: Figured I'd ask her for something really crazy, so she'd shoot me down and get the whole I-can-control-House thing out of her perky little system. So the next time I went back and ask for something marginally crazy, she would see marginally reasonable and she'd say "yes." So yeah, slightly convulted.Dr. Chris Taub: We're screwed.
I need to turn Wilson from a terminal idiot to an interminable pain in the ass.
Dr. Gregory House: Wilson! How long can you go without sex?Dr. James Wilson: How long can you go without annoying people?