Dr. Gregory House: Wilson! How long can you go without sex?Dr. James Wilson: How long can you go without annoying people?
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Why are you still alive?Dr. Lawrence Kutner: I'm not sure.Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: I guess he was impressed that you stood up to him. And got a cat to pee on his chair.Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Yeah. A cat.
Dr. Eric Foreman: You're bleeding.Dr. Gregory House: A little thing called a bus crash. It's just a scalp laceration. It could be hidden in his optic chiasm.Dr. Eric Foreman: It's coming from your ear. You think that's a good thing?
Hey, I don't care where an idea comes from as long as it makes sense and embarrasses someone.
