Dr. Gregory House: Wilson! How long can you go without sex?Dr. James Wilson: How long can you go without annoying people?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Why do you have to make everything so dramatic?Dr. Gregory House: Because I'm a very high-strung little lapdog. Ruff ruff ruff, rarr, ruff!
Dr. Robert Chase: What are you looking for?Dr. Gregory House: I called my mom. She didn't pick up.
As much as I'd like to kill you by dangerously lowering your blood sugar, murder would violate my parole.
