Dr. Gregory House: You don't have cancer.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You don't have dwarfism.Dr. Gregory House: You have no proof of that.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: He's 66 years old.Dr. Gregory House: He told me he was 65. Liar. I'm outta here.
Dr. Gregory House: [When House and his team are at Chase's bedside] Lungs, rash, now excessive RR variability. Go.Dr. Chris Taub: It's a hospital. There are lots of doctors who can take care of him.Dr. Gregory House: And your thinking is that only you guys are qualified to sit in this room doing nothing? If you're motivated by caring, just bear in mind, he's a dedicated chemistry teacher with a pretty wife and adoring students, baby on the way.Dr. Jessica Adams: She's not pregnant.Dr. Gregory House: Would it make a difference? 'Cause I could knock her up. Autonomic dysregulation...Dr. Jessica Adams: Shut up.
Hey, Cameron, how would you like your old job back? I'm asking because it's the only way I can fire you.
