Dr. Lisa Cuddy: He's 66 years old.Dr. Gregory House: He told me he was 65. Liar. I'm outta here.
Dr. Gregory House: The sound of a needy child is stirring your paternal juices.Dr. James Wilson: The sound of a needy child at 112 decibels has stirred my inner murderer. Don't mess with me.
House is a dictator. Second in command is a meaningless position.
Thirteen: What did Cuddy want?Dr. Gregory House: I kinda hit that last night, so now she's all on my jock.Thirteen: Wow! She looks pretty good for someone on roofies.
