Dr. Lisa Cuddy: He's 66 years old.Dr. Gregory House: He told me he was 65. Liar. I'm outta here.
Dr. Chris Taub: You've discovered that one of us has been hiding the ability to stretch or shrink themselves?Dr. Gregory House: No. I would never out someone's superpowers.
Dr. Gregory House: How many friends do you have?Lucas Douglas: Seventeen.Dr. Gregory House: Seriously? Do you have a list?Lucas Douglas: No, I knew this conversation was really about you, so I just gave you an answer so you could get back to your train of thought.
I've got a full bladder, and I'm not afraid to use it.
