Dr. Lisa Cuddy: He's 66 years old.Dr. Gregory House: He told me he was 65. Liar. I'm outta here.
Dr. Eric Foreman: I'm not telling a mother who's scared out of her mind that our best shot is a magical shot.Dr. Gregory House: It's not magical. It's experimental. Like washing your hands after pooping once was. And technically it's not our best shot, I'm pretty sure it's our only shot.
It takes two department heads to treat shortness of breath? What, did the complications increase exponentially with cup size?
Dr. Gregory House: My car's been stolen.Dr. James Wilson: Or rein car nated.