Dr. James Wilson: Have you read "Moby Dick"?Dr. Gregory House: It was a book?
Dr. Gregory House: Luckily, Alice Hartman has a mom who is willing to see reason.Judge: You were in here yesterday telling me her father's guardianship was best for her.Dr. Gregory House: I honestly figured I'd get a different judge today.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Do you have any idea what it feels like to have a six foot long hose shoved into your large intestine?Dr. Gregory House: No, but I now have a much greater respect for whichever basketball player you dated in college.
Dr. James Wilson: The only question is whether she dies in two months or three.Dr. Eric Foreman: Oh, God!Dr. James Wilson: You were right. There's nothing we can do for her here. Might as well put her back on the street.Dr. Gregory House: Unless it's not cancer.Dr. Robert Chase: Oh, you're joking?Dr. Gregory House: Well, hard not to. There's nothing funnier than cancer.
