Dr. James Wilson: Have you read "Moby Dick"?Dr. Gregory House: It was a book?
Who knew Mother Inferior was a smoking hottie. No wonder you're playing handsies with her.
Dr. Allison Cameron: That's ridiculous. If menstruation is a symptom of brain cancer then I should be on chemo right now.Dr. Gregory House: That's ridiculous. You're way too skinny to be menstruating.
So you'll lie when it doesn't matter, but you won't when it does. How'd you get so screwed up?