Dr. James Wilson: Have you read "Moby Dick"?Dr. Gregory House: It was a book?
Dr. James Wilson: You wanna come over for Christmas dinner?Dr. Gregory House: You're Jewish.Dr. James Wilson: Yeah, Hanukkah dinner. What... what do you care? It's food. It's people.
Are you asking me to file charges? Just give me the paperwork. If Greg House steps foot in my hospital, or comes anywhere near me - I want him thrown in jail!
Dr. Gregory House: Because that would let Cameron in on the fact that I never intended to do it.Dr. Chris Taub: This is going to be convoluted, isn't it?Dr. Gregory House: Figured I'd ask her for something really crazy, so she'd shoot me down and get the whole I-can-control-House thing out of her perky little system. So the next time I went back and ask for something marginally crazy, she would see marginally reasonable and she'd say "yes." So yeah, slightly convulted.Dr. Chris Taub: We're screwed.
