House M.D. quotes

I think my penis stopped breathing. Do you know CPR?

Dr. Gregory House

Wilson's been teaching me how to care, try me.

Dr. Gregory House

Dr. James Wilson: Ran into Nora in the elevator. She no longer thinks were gay. Now she thinks we're mendacious dirtbags.
Dr. Gregory House: Mendacious dirtbags comes more naturally to me. Least we can get rid of that.

Dr. James Wilson, Dr. Gregory House