Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Why do you have to make everything so dramatic?Dr. Gregory House: Because I'm a very high-strung little lapdog. Ruff ruff ruff, rarr, ruff!
If you want people to drive safer, take out the airbags and attach a machete pointing at their neck. No one will drive over three miles per hour.
When I said I'd do anything for the money, obviously I didn't mean it.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Bacterial infection is more likely to turn constrictive. It could be TB.Dr. Robert Chase: Right. Forgot about the part where she did time in Russian gulag.