Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Why do you have to make everything so dramatic?Dr. Gregory House: Because I'm a very high-strung little lapdog. Ruff ruff ruff, rarr, ruff!
Teacher: Rachel had a great time, played with everything. She's a very clever girl. I'm sorry to ask this, but we've had some problems with parents coaching kids. Rachel caught on to our toys unusually quickly, and she even knew the game was called Feed the Monkey.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Well, as eager as I am to have her go here, I promise you, I would never do that. Hey, Rachel, have you ever played Feed the Monkey before?Rachel Cuddy: ...No, Mama.
Hey, Cameron, how would you like your old job back? I'm asking because it's the only way I can fire you.
House never gives speeches!
