Dr. Gregory House: Clue number one: if I were Jesus, curing this kid would be as easy as turning water into wine.Dr. Eric Foreman: Demonic possession?Dr. Gregory House: Close, but no wafer.
Dr. Gregory House: She's got post traumatic stress disorder.Dr. Robert Chase: We got models fighting in Iraq now?
God's sakes Wilson! You really span the chasm between wishy and washy. If you're gonna be an ass, be an ass. Stick with it!
Nobel invented dynamite. I won't accept his blood money.