Dr. Gregory House: Clue number one: if I were Jesus, curing this kid would be as easy as turning water into wine.Dr. Eric Foreman: Demonic possession?Dr. Gregory House: Close, but no wafer.
Are you asking me to file charges? Just give me the paperwork. If Greg House steps foot in my hospital, or comes anywhere near me - I want him thrown in jail!
What's with hiring a male secretary? J-Date not working out?
Dr. Gregory House: Just some stuff that can cause severe nausea, and permanent erctile disfunction. And which proves that your mom is doing the help. According to her diary, some contractor named Jesus, which granted, was originally a Jewish name.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Go mom.
