Dr. Gregory House: Clue number one: if I were Jesus, curing this kid would be as easy as turning water into wine.Dr. Eric Foreman: Demonic possession?Dr. Gregory House: Close, but no wafer.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Didn't think you had the guts to stage a coup.Dr. Chris Taub: Coup failed. I'm scheduled for execution at dawn.Dr. Eric Foreman: No, you're not.Dr. Chris Taub: No reprieve from the governor.Dr. Eric Foreman: You're a test result away from becoming House's front-runner. He doesn't care about what you said or what you did five minutes ago. He just wants the next good idea.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: She's a third-year med student. She graduated high school when she was 15. She filled out her time before med school getting PHds in both applied Math and Art History.Dr. Gregory House: She'll be incredibly useful if my next patient is an Escher drawing. Those things are seriously screwed up.
Dr. Gregory House: ... and chicks dig this.Dr. Gregory House: Better than a puppy!
