House M.D. quotes

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Where are you going?
Dr. Gregory House: Nowhere. Staying right here so we can properly discuss this.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dr. Gregory House

Fifty-one weeks out of the year, I let you run around like a monkey in a banana factory.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy

Dr. Allison Cameron: Oh-ho. Deflecting a personal question with a joke. Gee, who do I know that does THAT?
Dr. Eric Foreman: Yeah, I'm just like him - except for the angry, bitter, pompous cripple part.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Maybe we should all pitch in and get you a nice cane. You already have the matching gym shoes.

Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. Allison Cameron