Dr. Allison Cameron: Do you have any idea what it feels like to have a six foot long hose shoved into your large intestine?Dr. Gregory House: No, but I now have a much greater respect for whichever basketball player you dated in college.
Cole: Just shut up already! We got a patient dying!Dr. Gregory House: Either got to prescribe an exorcism or admit to me that Smith was a horny fraud.
Dr. Allison Cameron: You've been humiliated, treated like crap. You have every right to be miserable, but you're not. Because even those this job is insane and House is insane, you like it. You always have.Dr. Eric Foreman: You know what's worse than a sanctimonious speech? A sanctimonious speech that's dead wrong!Dr. Allison Cameron: See? You belong with House.
Hello?... Uh... I don't know what department I want. I need... pants.