Dr. Allison Cameron: Do you have any idea what it feels like to have a six foot long hose shoved into your large intestine?Dr. Gregory House: No, but I now have a much greater respect for whichever basketball player you dated in college.
Dr. Gregory House: Oh. My. God.Dr. Gregory House: You're not wearing underwear.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Of course I'm...Dr. Gregory House: Skirt that tight, you've got no secrets. Skirt that tight, I can tell if you've got an IUD. You seen Dr. Cole?Dr. Lisa Cuddy: No.Dr. Gregory House: You're blushing.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I am not.Dr. Gregory House: Look at me.Dr. Gregory House: Oh! My! God!
Lies are like children: they're hard work, but they're worth it because the future depends on them.
Okay, fine! I'll father your child! But first you gotta write me a Vicodin prescription. Just so I can get through the foreplay.
