House M.D. quotes

Ultrasound her uterus this time. See if there's something growing in there that doesn't look adorable in a onesie.

Dr. Gregory House

Amber Volakis: Why do you guys keep a D-cell battery in a urine specimen cup?
Dr. Allison Cameron: Because we pulled it from a patient's intestine.
Amber Volakis: Why would somebody swallow a battery?
Dr. Allison Cameron: Why do you assume it was swallowed?

Dr. Allison Cameron

You're not acting like House. You are like him.

Thirteen