House M.D. quotes

Just like most straight marriages. He's got the right to life liberty and unhappiness - like the rest of us.

Dr. Robert Chase

Charlotte: I am not having an affair with my daughter's karate instructor and I did not give my husband herpes.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Find out where House is.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy

Dr. Allison Cameron: Is your leg hurting?
Dr. Gregory House: Is that question relevant?
Dr. Allison Cameron: You're leaning.
Dr. Gregory House: You're sitting.
Dr. Allison Cameron: You're evading.
Dr. Gregory House: My head's hurting.

Dr. Allison Cameron, Dr. Gregory House