Dopinder : I want some more.Deadpool :I bet you do, Brown Panther.
Wade Wilson : Isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father? And have consensual sex with their sister?Vanessa : I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.Wade Wilson : No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her.Vanessa : Baby, that's Empire.
Deadpool : I don't speak Cantonese, Mr...Deadpool : Well, I'm not even going to attempt that. But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so donde esta la biblioteca? Which literally translates to: I don't bargain, pumpkin-fucker.
Vanessa : Kiss me like you miss me, Red.Wade Wilson : Well, come here Wade Wilson : Don't fuck Elvis.Vanessa : Don't fuck Colossus.Wade Wilson : Wait, what?