Black Tom : I'm Black Tom Cassidy.Wade Wilson : White Wade Wilson.
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Wade Wilson : Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree and I had to, uh...Vanessa : Uh-uh.Wade Wilson : You're right. I was fighting a caped badass. But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too.Vanessa : No.Wade Wilson : You got me. I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space where it can't not hurt us ever again.Vanessa : Try again.Wade Wilson : Diarrhea? We can't be sure until I get this suit off but, uh, all signs point to yes. Traffic? Hmm?Vanessa : Kiss me like you miss me, Red.
Deadpool : I don't speak Cantonese, Mr...Deadpool : Well, I'm not even going to attempt that. But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so donde esta la biblioteca? Which literally translates to: I don't bargain, pumpkin-fucker.
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