Deadpool 2 quotes

Wade Wilson : I loved her. I loved her like an ocean loves water.
Weasel : An ocean is water.

Wade Wilson

Wade Wilson : Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree. I had to...
Vanessa : Uh-uh.
Wade Wilson : You're right. I was fighting a caped badass, but then we discovered that his mom is named Martha, too.

Vanessa, Wade Wilson

Dopinder : Oh, I shit my pants.
Deadpool : Actually, that may have been me.

Dopinder, Wade Wilson