Negasonic Teenage Warhead : We're X-Men.Deadpool : No, you're X-People.Negasonic Teenage Warhead : You're X-hausting.Deadpool : I see what you did there. Puns.
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Dopinder : You're my Tom Cruise!Deadpool : And you're my Kristen Dunst!Deadpool : Kristen? Kirsten?
Cable : You remind me of my wife.Wade Wilson : I'm sorry?Cable : I said you remind me...Wade Wilson : No, I'm sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.
Cable : I was born into war, bred into it. People think they understand pain, but they have no concept of it. What's the most pain you've ever felt? Maybe the kind that leaves you more machine than man.Deadpool :Wait, no, STOP! What in the actual ass? Dale! Why, why are the visual effects not done? It's a metal arm! It's not like we're trying to remove a mustache! Oh fuck it, I'll do it myself...
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