Negasonic Teenage Warhead : We're X-Men.Deadpool : No, you're X-People.Negasonic Teenage Warhead : You're X-hausting.Deadpool : I see what you did there. Puns.
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Firefist : Stay back or Justin Bieber dies!Deadpool :Ha! Justin Bieber. He called you Justin Bieber.
Weasel : And last but not least... Peter.Deadpool : Any power you wanna tell us about?Peter : I don't... I don't have one. Um, I just saw the ad.Deadpool : No superpowers at all?Peter : Uh, I have both type 1 and 2 diabetes.Deadpool : Ow! Oh!Weasel : That's all the diabetes.Deadpool : Right. Yeah, you got them all. If you find a type 3, let us know. Yeah. You're in.
Cable : Who are you?Wade Wilson : I'm Batman.