Stifler's Mom : I got some scotch.Finch : Single malt?Stifler's Mom : Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.
Read more Nadia QuotesFrom: American Pie
Jim : Did you see 'The Little Mermaid' on TV yesterday? Ariel, she's so hot!Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : She's a mermaid dude.Jim : Yeah, but not when she's on land, Oz.
I would like to make an announcement. There is a gorgeous woman masturbating on my bed.
Michelle : Now, I have 2 rubbers. Wear them both. It will desensitize you. I don't want you cumming so damn early this time.Jim : What makes you think that I would cum early?Michelle : Come on, I saw you on the net. Why do you think I accepted this date? You're a sure thing.Jim : Yes I am.