Finch : So, ah, would you object if I said you were quite striking?Stifler's Mom : Mister Finch, are you trying to seduce me?Finch : Yes ma'am, I am.
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I would like to make an announcement. There is a gorgeous woman masturbating on my bed.
Jim : You have something going tonight, Sherman?Chuck Sherman : You see that Central chick, Bernette?Jim , Kevin : No.Chuck Sherman : She's around. It seems she's taken a liking to me. Fellas, it's time she experienced: the Shermanator.
God... let this be it.
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