American Pie quotes

Stifler's Mom : I got some scotch.
Finch : Single malt?
Stifler's Mom : Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.

Nadia

Finch : So, ah, would you object if I said you were quite striking?
Stifler's Mom : Mister Finch, are you trying to seduce me?
Finch : Yes ma'am, I am.

Nadia

Jim's Dad : It's like banging a tennis ball against a brick wall, which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game.
Jim : Right.
Jim's Dad : It's not a game.
Jim : No.
Jim's Dad : What you want is a partner to return the ball.

Jim Levenstein