Jim : Did you see 'The Little Mermaid' on TV yesterday? Ariel, she's so hot!Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : She's a mermaid dude.Jim : Yeah, but not when she's on land, Oz.
Read more Jim Levenstein QuotesFrom: American Pie
I would like to make an announcement. There is a gorgeous woman masturbating on my bed.
Finch : So, ah, would you object if I said you were quite striking?Stifler's Mom : Mister Finch, are you trying to seduce me?Finch : Yes ma'am, I am.
You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.