God... let this be it.
Read more Jim Levenstein QuotesFrom: American Pie
Jim : Did you see 'The Little Mermaid' on TV yesterday? Ariel, she's so hot!Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : She's a mermaid dude.Jim : Yeah, but not when she's on land, Oz.
Stifler's Mom : I got some scotch.Finch : Single malt?Stifler's Mom : Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.
Jim's Dad : It's like banging a tennis ball against a brick wall, which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game.Jim : Right.Jim's Dad : It's not a game.Jim : No.Jim's Dad : What you want is a partner to return the ball.