American Pie quotes

Jim : Did you see 'The Little Mermaid' on TV yesterday? Ariel, she's so hot!
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher : She's a mermaid dude.
Jim : Yeah, but not when she's on land, Oz.

Jim Levenstein

Stifler's Mom : I got some scotch.
Finch : Single malt?
Stifler's Mom : Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.

Nadia

Jim's Dad : It's like banging a tennis ball against a brick wall, which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game.
Jim : Right.
Jim's Dad : It's not a game.
Jim : No.
Jim's Dad : What you want is a partner to return the ball.

Jim Levenstein